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when i was in kindergarten i got to shake a tarantulas hand
a bunch of people from the zoo brought us a bunch of bugs to see and the tarantula really slowly stuck his footy out at me??? and the lady said ‘that means she wants to shake your hand!’ so i wiggled it like in the gif and ever since i have been convinced that tarantulas have excellent manners
I find it really surprising that Animal Planet posted this because nowadays the channel’s views on animals such as insects and reptiles have been absolutely atrocious.
Literally for the commentary.
The animalplanet url used to belong to a very sweet tarantula hobbyist. To make a long story very short, the tv channel showed up and took it. So they actually didn’t post that because they are atrocious.
Agreed, they forcefully took the URL. Did the user ever make another blog? Its hard to keep up with all of this.
How the fuck does Perry the Platypus look so bad ass all the fucking time
Does anyone else find it kind of heartbreaking that the epilogue of Harry Potter takes place in 3 years? As of September 2016, we’ll have passed the entire timeline of Harry Potter…
sometimes being a person is very overwhelming
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
How the hell do woman survive this?
Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth.
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything. Note most other animals can when they are born. Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution. I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.
Juno MacGuff is a gift
A brief summary.
Laughed way more than I should have at this.
Thank you, Matt! - (1/?)
Matt Smith, The Eleventh Doctor.
1 January 2010 - Until the end of time.
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
deep shit right here
Motherfucking girl power.